Terms of Service
Last Updated: August 2026
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing our website and completing a purchase, you are agreeing to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site.
2. Nature of the Product
CRITICAL DISCLOSURE
By completing a transaction on this website, you explicitly acknowledge and agree that:
- You are paying real currency and receiving absolutely no physical goods, services, or assets in return.
- The "Nothing Certificate" and "Nothing Score" are purely digital novelty items designed for entertainment purposes.
- The purchase holds ZERO financial, monetary, resale, investment, or cryptographic value.
- This is not a cryptocurrency, NFT, security, or investment contract.
- You are participating voluntarily in a digital absurdity experience.
3. No Refunds Policy
Because the nature of the product is explicitly stated as "Nothing," and because the digital certificate is generated and delivered immediately upon payment, all sales are final.
We do not offer refunds, chargebacks, or returns under any circumstances. Initiating a chargeback with your bank or credit card provider claiming you "received nothing" constitutes fraud, as the receipt of nothing is the explicitly stated premise of the transaction.
4. User Conduct
When purchasing and choosing an alias for the public leaderboard, you agree not to use offensive, defamatory, illegal, or trademarked terms. We reserve the right to remove or alter any alias on the leaderboard at our sole discretion without notice or liability.
5. Limitation of Liability
In no event shall NOTHING or its creators be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on this website. Our total liability to you for any claim arising out of or relating to these terms or the use of the website shall not exceed the amount you paid to us.
6. Governing Law
These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with standard international digital commerce laws, and you irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in that location.